What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:15

Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Dr No
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
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-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.